Who is a cooler fucking bro than Gronk? No one.
Why would you not want to party with this guy? He’ll DDT you on stage, go clubbing with an actual club on his arm. Lose in the Super Bowl? Doesn’t matter. This dude is gonna pound vag all night long.
This is the guy we all wish we were. Number 87 in the programs, but number 1 in our vicarious hearts.
While we slave away working at some job, Rob is catching touchdowns from the sexiest man alive, Tom Brady. The only thing I’ve ever caught from a guy named Tom is the flu because he doesn’t know how to cover his mouth when he sneezes.
Hollywood should remake “Like Mike” staring Jonathan Lipniki as an adult failure who stumbles upon a pink collar popped polo that gives him the hustle of Rob Gronkowski. I’d see that in IMAX 3D.
So Gronk, keep partying all day and all night and never stop slaying babes with your meat swird. Keep proving how dominate you are with broken bones and a stomach full of booze.
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This guy look like a Dbag and all those " babes" on his arm are ugly lol sorry
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